Monday, November 3, 2008

Things I Predict We Will Not See On Wednesday

1. Celebrity threats to move to Canada. Jon Voight, Kelsey Grammar and Ben Stein seem to like it here too much.

2. A new version of sorryeverybody.com ... maybe yougotwhatyoufuckingwantednowshutthe hellupeverybody.com?

3. Annoyingly prevalent use of the phrase, "selected, not elected"

4. "Blood on the streets." Only in your dreams, Erica Jong.

5. Viable American coal industry

3 comments:

George M.F. Washington said...

6. Anyone in Congress suggesting that maybe it's finally time to let Affirmative Action die a well-deserved death.

Thomas M.F. Jefferson said...

7. The stock market showing massive gains.

Thomas M.F. Jefferson said...

8. Any articles blaming sexism for a McCain/Palin loss.