If you are a conservative...
1) Jesse Jackson is now out of a job.
2) In all likelihood we will never see a President Hillary Clinton
3) We can finally drive a stake into the heart of that relentless undead creature known as "Affirmative Action".
4) Never again will we hear a Republican argue that by jumping on the Amnesty bandwagon, we can "buy" Latino votes. In a sense, having seen the author of the Amnesty bill go down in defeat thanks to Latinos voting against him more than 2 to 1, was the best thing that could happen for folks who think our immigration policy is broken.
5) It's always more fun to write political op-ed pieces when one belongs to the opposition party. So you can bet that the writing on The Continetal Congress will flourish as we become passionate, committed members of a newly vibrant Conservative opposition party. From that perspective, this is going to be a damned fun 4 years.
6) Al Franken will NOT be a United States Senator
7) The chances that the Vice President of the United States will one day be found standing in some Eurpoean Piazza at 3 in the morning, pants around his ankles, screaming "I'll kill you all" while pissing on some object of historical significance just went up by a factor of ten.
8) The campaign is over.
And lastly, a quick note about the future, the looney Lefties bought themselves a second Bush term by going batshit crazy after the 2000 election, let's not do the same. Sure, the Democrats are going to be tough to take for a couple of months (I can hear my colleague in the next office saying some indrecibly ridiculous things on the phone right now), but we can take it. It's what we do as Center-right voters.
Sometimes we have to be the adults.
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And let's not forget that Al Sharpton is now out of a job as well. And Obama's election pretty much saves us from having Al "I need to save the planet" Gore run for the office again as well.
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