Pro Tip for Liberals... I've got a lot of you in my Twitter and Facebook timelines and two things are obvious to me having read your posts all these years. One, you hate the Tea Party and want to attack it every chance you get. And two, none of you know the first damn thing about the Tea Party.
And so, since I'm a nice guy by nature, I'm going to help you out. what follows is a precis on everything you need to know about the Tea Party.
First we have to discuss what the Tea Party isn't, because frankly, this is where you guys really don't seem to get it. The Tea Party is not about race, religion, abortion, gay marriage, or Obama's birth certificate. So when you attack the Tea Party for its views on any of those five issues, be aware that no one knows what the hell you're talking about.
So what does the Tea Party believe? Well, the Teap Party is a Fiscal Conservative movement with two major platforms. These are:
1. Greater economic freedom through lower taxes and reduced regulation... and
2. Fiscal discipline through reduced deficits, simplified tax codes, entitlement reform, and reduction in the size and scope of Government.
That's it. It's that simple. Now you can go out into the world and attack away and no one will stare at you like you have a second head growing out of your ass.
You're welcome.
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