10. If you take a picture of your ballot you'll have proof you're not racist.
9. He sure is dreamy.
8. Imagine the half-hour commercial he's going produce that will interrupt the Super Bowl!
7. He may not wear tights, but he is a real live Robin Hood...and who doesn't love Robin Hood?
6. That Joe Biden sure is funny.
5. He gives great speeches. I mean, he doesn't write them himself, but he's really good at reciting them and that's very important.
4. Socialism is the new black (pun intended).
3. His Myspace page has more hot chicks on it than John McCain's does.
2. His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it. Oh wait, that's the Dos Equis' most interesting man in the world guy, never mind.
1. Because Colin Powell said so.
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11. Come on, admit it ... deep down, you have upper middle class white guilt, too.
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